Announcement by Press-Secretary of White house

Press release
NR. 45-886-NAG

from the desk of
the Press-Secretary
of the White-house
Washing-Tongue
U.S and A .

As per date ,
all Arab and/or Muslim Journalists/ Reporters
and Correspondants
attending to any Press-Conference
must enter bear-footed.
(provided they use the right amount
of foot-deodorants !!!
prior to the conferences)


N.B.
Venezuelan-Reporter s may keep their shoes

but must abide by the deodorant-regulatio ns.





Salomon-David Footnote
Press-secretary- White-House
Washing-Tongue